Mob, incorrectly remembering his science lesson on colloids from the week before and trying to make conversation with his friend and his brother: Hey did you guys know that milk has chunks in it ?
Ritsu, conflicted because thats the dumbest shit he’s heard in his life but he doesnt want to correct mob because he rarely ever starts conversation topics but also that’s literally So Stupid What The Fuck Mob: wow shige,, are you sure ?
Teru, who is actually an idiot: !!! Wow!! I didn’t know that ! ✧゚・: * Mob you should tell us more ! 💖💕✨
any monster of cr1 or lower can be your friend who is either a warrior, expert or spellcaster
like yeah hey this is my literal fucking lion he knows vicious mockery and loves me
whats up my names meginara the tiefling warlock and this is my awakened shrub who can pick fucking locks
hey guys you remember that boy king we freed from bandits and subsequently befriended? well i thought our team could use more damage so i taught him how to use a battleaxe. yes i know hes seven. its perfectly legal. hes the king and he says so
My butchness is Security. It’s walking into a bar, down a street, through my life, feeling like I can square up to any threats. My butchness is Safety. It’s making the women around me know that I’ll stand up for them, sit down for them, hold space for them. My butchness is Tenderness. It’s the softness and the feelings and the care that comes with my love for other women..
My butchness is hardness as a front. My butchness is softness as truth.
if you think it’s acceptable to say that you wouldn’t date a woman of colour based on their race, a bisexual woman based on their bisexuality, or a trans woman based on the fact that they are trans you can go ahead and choke unfollow this blog